What is ASDF - Part Two

What,again,is ASDF?Here are some more informations leaked from top secret files about the misterious ASDF.

ASDF:

• puts djins in bottles
• is like duble rainbow,all the wayyyy
• is the missing link between justin bieber and brains
• tells your computer what time it is right after you hit the power button
• Agaaaain?Derp,Stop Farting!
• can do Heimlich maneuver with no arms
• is when you cut bread with scissors
• is when you wear you backpack,on girlfriend's back
• is when you drink warm beer
• it's still spelles asdf when readed backwords
• is when you help a young lady crossing the street
• is when you can't find the remote
• never has a lapsus